Hi, I'm Max Lexington!
I'm based in Queens, New Yawk, right down the block from Lloyd Kaufman.
PROJECTS THAT I'M WORKING ON:
THE DOUCHES, a raunchy comedy film.
Three roommates living together in Queens, New York, get into all kinds of trouble.
Auggie is the large one, who smokes and drinks and who has bloviating opinions on anything and everything.
Conrad is the intellectual one, who listens to classical music while sipping tea and reading graphic novels.
Don is the pervert, who is constantly searching for that next exotic experience.
They live together in a tiny apartment. Conrad falls for a hairy-armed counter-girl at the local donut shop.
In the meantime, Auggie turns the apartment into a massage parlor to try to bring in some cash. Side-splitting events begin to happen...
Working on the screenplay right now. When it's finished, I'll start looking for a director, and actors, etc...
K'AREZZA, HOT-WARRIOR OF SIKGROUND, A GRAPHIC NOVEL
A beautiful black-skinned warrior with an afro-hawk, K'Arezza stomps across the planet of Sikground wielding a sword and a massive axe. Along with her trusty sidekick, the wolf-dog named Blacksnap, K'Arezza hunts down the despot who has kidnapped her father into slavery. The despot, Baron Zaron, rules with an iron fist, and commands a massive army of Savage-Lads, young warriors trained from birth to fight viciously.
Will K'Arezza free her father from his prison? Will she give in to the many men and women who offer themselves to her on her journey? Will she stay focused on her objective? Or will she occasionally give in to the tempations of lesbian threesomes and foursomes?
Will Blacksnap watch? Or will he shield his eyes in horror and embarassement?
All of these questions and more will be answered when I complete the graphic novel:
K'AREZZA, HOT-WARRIOR OF SIKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Working on it.
JUMPY MOLLOY, a gut-bustin, oddly sweet comedy about a flyers distributor and his quest to find true love in NYC. His catch-phrase, "Sploosh!!" will bring laughter to young and old alike. I will be playing Jumpy. SHORTS AND FEATURE. First episode written.
DETECTIVE FUZZBAUM, a cartoon about a private pussy who unravels the yarns of crime. He's trying to catch the evil Mister Fuzzykyl!
In the works.
THE COSMIC INDEX, a dystopian/utopian sci-fi tale set in the future. The Cosmic Index Machine (The C.I.M.) holds the power to bring everyone who ever died back to life by gaining control of the Eternal DNA Index. Noble scientists are putting the finishing touches on the Machine and are planning to test it. But will the evil Soulless Legion storm the Sci-Lair and gain control of the most powerful machine in the history of mankind??? Machine-gun wielding, Kung-fu mastering scientists will fight for their creation! It's Flash Gordon meets Logan's Run meets Starcrash! I've sent out an invite to Creflo A. Dollar to appear in a cameo as hissef. Awaiting reply...Creflo, can u hear me?....Creflo? Now I just need 150 million dollars lol! Oops, waa waaa! lol (or 30 million if I cut out a couple of scenes). I've written a movie that I can't possibly ever afford to film. Unless, one of my low-budget movies is a hit! (think Christopher Nolan with Inception, which he wrote a long time ago, but made after The Dark Knight was a blockbuster). I may as well wait until a studio will give me the 150 million. Let's hope Sol is a hit! A graphic novel of this story is also in the works. FEATURE-LENGTH FILM. Working on the screenplay.
THE DOG DIRTIED, a coming of age tale filled with humor, action, and romance. Feature length. DETAILED SYNOPSIS AVAILABLE IN MY DEVIANT ART GALLERY. FEATURE-LENGTH FILM. SCREENPLAY IS FINISHED.
GRIM GRANDPA, a horror film about a psychotic, repressed old man who hates these young 'uns with their free sexuality.
Three hot young ladies encounter him on his farm in the Midwest. He has a most UNUSUAL way of murdering his victims. SHORT FILM.
SCREENPLAY IS FINISHED.
SAUL WASHINGTON, about a half-black, half-Jewish superhero who fights against a white supremacist named General Opencrack. Saul's catchphrase, "Oy, Muthaf****!" will delight audiences everywhere. FEATURE-LENGTH FILM. SCREENPLAY IS FINISHED.
THE LAST WAR, a sci-fi film about a war in the future between a religious army that has taken over the world, and a band of rebels consisting of scientists (Sci-soldiers), and gay people (The Stonewall Warriors). President of the World Ed Robberson commands an army of fanatics and robot apes. He murders all who are deemed "impure."
Along with Aiden, an unusually gifted young man from the early 21st century who has teleported into the future via a "Pirate Portal," the rebels must defeat the fanatics before tragedy befalls the entire planet. Kristiana, garbed in skin-tight black leather, and Jeff, commander of The Stonewall Warriors, lead with bravery and style. Sing-Goo, a 75-year-old Kung-Fu Master, tutors Aiden in the ancient art of "purple head beams." "Purple head beams?" "Yes, purple head beams."
On the peer review website, Triggerstreet, it was described by some members as "Grant Morrison on meth," and "A mix of John Waters, Logan's Run, and South Park." Also, "Call your friends in the room funny," and filled with "cogent points about various issues."
FEATURE-LENGTH FILM. SCREENPLAY IS FINISHED.
EGG MCGLOOPY, a series of short films and comic strips about Egg, a strange man who likes to take walks and talk to himself. He falls in love with a beautiful Russian model. Working on the screenplays.
MIST-MAN AND WILD-LAD, a graphic novel about two super-heroes who must defeat the sinister BOBJACK KRINKLE. Along the way, they are joined by a heroine, Corsina, a saucy, butt-kickin' little she-devil. Working on it.
NICE A**HOLE, about a jerky guy who is transformed by a witch's curse into a psychotically nice guy. FEATURE-LENGTH FILM. Working on the screenplay.